I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
To find inner peas!
Fajita
Liver alone, cheese mine!
Were both constantly penetrating your mom
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
Holy smokes.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
A vacuum cleaner.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Answer: None it's a women's job.
With a mop.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
The floor