WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Tequilher
My wife."
It uses a plant stand.
Re-morse code
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Because the P is silent.
Because he's always fighting pirates XD
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
D
She couldn't control her pupils.
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
He said 'Thank you'. "
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
Because there's nothing wong with it.
Dumbbelldor.
I'm Crossed."
