What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.