What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

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Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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It had connections.

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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A small medium at large