Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Because he had no one to look up to.
an outlier downvote brigade can start now
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Ready steady glow !
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Canada.
Because they are always uf.
Lap-top!
The lips are moving
The turn signals.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.