Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because all proper tea is theft.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
Because you start wearing less and going out more
By looking over your shoulder.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
A: Because she might Let it Go
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
I'm not a big fan."
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
There's change in a lightbulb
because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
A brunch.
It was peed off.
We don't talk about it...
I forget
Alcoholics synonymous.
