What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Quadruple Amputee Jokes More Quadruple Amputee Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.