What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.