What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What do you call a man who supports women's sports?

A sports brah

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.