Support Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What do you call a man who supports women's sports?

A sports brah

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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What did one saggy tt say to the other saggy tt?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ?

Balloon velvet !

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark