What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.