He nuts and bolts
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A cross-threader
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
Washer? I don't even know 'er!"
Bolt upright.
Nuts and bolts
I'm sari.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Because it was screwed up!
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Nut and bolt
He screws, nuts, and bolts
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
A nervous wreck.
Front-end
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Because they have nerves of steel
They torque.
To go with the traffic jam.
A menstrual bicycle.
A cloth.
Nap-kin
What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.