What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned