How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".