What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron."