What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.