What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli