What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.