What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise