A half hour of begging.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
Amazon Prime.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Beer in each hand!
