What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.