What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools