What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.