Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Ken came in a different box.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Because someone told him to get along little doggie.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
Because he's married.
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Even the name has 'lack' in it
Are you positive
If you're reading this it's too late.
Bangladesh
Not Pregnant"
