What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.