What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

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Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit