What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!