What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

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Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Their mind

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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They are both generators (jenner-rater)

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Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.