What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.