Shower Jokes

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

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How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.