Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.