Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.