When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"