Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."