Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.