Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Participate Jokes More Participate Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.