Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the