Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery