Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!