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Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why are you naked?

dammit

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ?

Agentle breeze !