What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.