Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.