Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.