Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted