Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.