Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

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Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

he had noBODY to go with.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

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Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed