Prom Jokes

How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

he had noBODY to go with.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

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It gets toad away

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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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I'll post the punchline later.

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Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom