Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?

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A: They're too hard to peel.

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Getting McCafe on McAfee

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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C and Y

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.