Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.