Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing